On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now.

Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.

Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring. I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson

In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing