Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's

Teacher: “What did the frog order at McDonald's?” Pupil: “French flies and a diet Croak!”

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.