Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's#Mcdonalds#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken.#Mcdonalds#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Teacher: “What did the frog order at McDonald's?” Pupil: “French flies and a diet Croak!”#Mcdonalds#Animals#Food#Teacher+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp