Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted.#Beyonce#Destinys Child#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE#Destinys Child#Marriage#Doctor#Kids+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp