that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp