Poor Boy A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out. A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, ""Whats wrong, my child?"" ""My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"" The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says ""This really isn't your day is it, my son?""

A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work... A woman brings another man home while her husband is away at work. Her kid is home, sees the man and gets scared and runs into his mothers closet. The woman brings the man up and they start to do their thing. Suddenly, the front door opens up, and the husband is home from work early. The wife tells the man to hide in the closet. Low and behold, the kid is also in the closet. ""It sure is dark in here"" says the kid. ""yeah"" ne…

Short Story on Wit A GUJARATI having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother. Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style. God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ Grants him one wish........... Just one!!!!!!!!!!!! The Gujarati says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is- 'I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamond around on my Child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hi…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: ""Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"" ""Of course my child, What can I do for you?"" ""Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you thi…