Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs

Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion. Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me

The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend.

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