"Hi, I'm calling for info on your bicycle on Craigslist." It's heavy, brown, has new shoes, and loves carrots. It's definitely not a horse.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener.

Things Ted Cruz and I have in common: 1. Love butter 2. Shy eyes 3. Resurrected from the grave during satanic bloodmoon ritual 4. Brown hair

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?