We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent.#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds.#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[slashing food truck tires] friend: wtf are you doing?! [running away with arms filled with tacos] YOU COMIN OR NOT?!#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef#Royce#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife.#Marriage#Food#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp