I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds.

We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent.

"Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef

i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife.