😄 Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single guns...

Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem

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