My Phone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites.#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet.#Technology#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp