Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.#Marriage#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just tore seven ligaments trying to avoid being handed the phone by my wife.#Marriage#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward.#Marriage#Dating#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.#Nsa#Marriage#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp