My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites.

Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.

It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.

All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet.