Sorry neighbor who's choking to death, my cat's resting his little head on my leg. This, like, never happens.#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die.#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute.#Indians And Call#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp