Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair.

"You think only God can judge you?" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* "Well THINK AGAIN!" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*

I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy.

What do you call Judge Judy when she dresses like a vampire? Cunt Dracula