There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.

A letter from home Dear Bala I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we lived when you left home. Your father read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. When we moved here, I brought the house number from the old house so our address will remain the same here also. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine above the toilet. I'm not sure it works because last week I put in 3 shirts and p…

Lymeric Joke (courtesy of a friend) Here's a joke my friend told me: There was once a man from Peru, who's limericks end at line two He went on to tell me: There once was a man from Verdun He also told me that there was a limerick about Emperor Nero, but he didn't know it

What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!