[Doctor's Office] Seal: My flippers are sore. Killer Whale Doctor: Hmm interesting, swim a little closer into my jaws- I MEAN ONTO THE TABLE

Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]

A magician was performing on a cruise ship A magician was doing a show for passengers aboard a cruise ship. A part of his act was his pet parrot, who would entertain guests by talking. However, the parrot was being particularly difficult that night. The magician held up an ordinary cloth, and with a flick of the wrist, it was gone. But as the crowd applauded, the parrot piped up and yelled ""IT'S IN HIS SLEEVE!"" Annoyed, the magician placed his hat on a table. He began to wave his arms around, …