A magician was performing on a cruise ship A magician was doing a show for passengers aboard a cruise ship. A part of his act was his pet parrot, who would entertain guests by talking. However, the parrot was being particularly difficult that night. The magician held up an ordinary cloth, and with a flick of the wrist, it was gone. But as the crowd applauded, the parrot piped up and yelled ""IT'S IN HIS SLEEVE!"" Annoyed, the magician placed his hat on a table. He began to wave his arms around, when the parrot yelled ""RABBIT UNDER THE TABLE!"" The magician, hoping to get away from the parrot ruining his tricks, pulls out a deck of cards. Before he can even approach the crowd, the parrot yells ""EVERY CARD IS THE ACE OF SPADES!"" Furious that his show was ruined, the magician packed up his things and left the parrot behind on stage. That night, there was a horrible storm, and the cruise ship was torn apart. The magician managed to survive, but he was stuck on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea... and as luck would have it, his parrot came flying down and landed next to him. For hours, neither said anything, they just glared at each other. As the sun finally came up, the bird sighed and looked at the magician. ""Alright, I give up,"" the parrot said. ""What did you do with the ship?""