The Green Golf Ball Once upon a time, there was a young boy, and this young boy was having his 10th birthday. His father thinking that it was an important day for his young lad, said to him, 'You can have anything that you want for your birthday'. The boy thought and thought. Finally, he said to his pop, ""Dad, I want a green golf ball."" The man was surprised a bit, but decided to humour his son. And so, the boy recieved 1 green golf ball for his 10th birthday. On this boy's 13th birthday, when…

So, Jimmy gets beaten up by Clarence ...the first day of the first grade, and Jimmy says, ""one day when I'm big and strong ima beat you up Clarence. Time passes, and the first day of middle school, Clarence beats up Jimmy, and Jimmy says, 'When I is big and strong, ima beat you up Clarence"" More time passes, and the first day of High school, Clarence beats up Jimmy. Jimmy says to him, When I is bigger and stronger, ima beat you up good Clarence. More time passes, almost 10 years and Jimmy has …

HR: The delivery job is yours. Me: Great! HR: Do u have a reliable car? Me: Yes. HR: Model? Me: A little in college. How is that relevant?

I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....