I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....#High School#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? "No" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!#Chris#High School#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.#High School#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me "I love you." My 3yo "Thanks." And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back.#High School#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"#High School#School#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp