Here lies Aunt Brenda. Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel.

3 Men are at heaven's gate St peter says to the first one, ""You can enter heaven if you can tell me the real meaning of Easter"". The man responds, ""That's when Santa brings toys to all the good girls and boys"". St. peter responds, ""No, that's not even the right holiday. You can't get into heaven."" St. peter turns to the second man and asks the same question. The man responds, ""That's when the Easter bunny gives painted eggs to the kids."" St peter responds, ""That has nothing to do with t…

A deeply religious man is on a cruise ship... All of a sudden, a loud crashing sound is heard, and the ship begins to sink. Everyone runs to the lifeboats and begins escaping the ship. The man however, stays on the ship. All the life boats are gonna but one. A woman is heard yelling ""Quick! Get on the boat! There's room for only one more!"" The man replies ""No thank you madam, God will save me."" The lifeboat departs, and everyone is gone but this man. Minutes later, a fishing boat approaches …

So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon... Fortunately for them, they were all Christians, so they went straight up to Heaven and met Saint Peter at the gate. He put down his newspaper and greeted the women with a smile. ""Alright ladies, I have no problem letting you into Heaven, but you need to answer me one simple question- what is Easter?"" ""Oh that's easy!"" The first blonde steps forward ""It's that holiday when the Pilgrims came to America and we celebrate all of our b…