A cop is interrogating a detained murder suspect... ...the suspect admits that he was the shooter of the victim. ""I heard someone in my house and didn't know who it was, so I shot them!"" the suspect claimed. ""Well, that's quite the pistorious,"" says the officer. ""You could win an Oscar for that!""

Oscar Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem. When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? Absolutely shocking news from South Africa. White man arrested for murder. Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed. I take it Osca…

""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.

I'm interested to find out what the police have Oscar Pistorius's height listed as.