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A cop is interrogating a detained murder suspect... ...the suspect admits that he was the shooter of the victim. ""I heard someone in my house and didn't know who it was, so I shot them!"" the suspect claimed. ""Well, that's quite the pistorious,"" says the officer. ""You could win an Oscar for that!""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNB1GY052CVR4WR0Z882K0

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