Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit "singing" to focus on "acting". I am very "concerned."

How's school, Hannah? "Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana.

If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?