A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, ""You're not from 'round here are ya?"" ""No"" replies the man, ""I'm from New Hampshire."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"" ""I'm a taxidermist,"" says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, ""I mount dead animals."" The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, ""It's OK, boys! He's one of us…

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says ""You're not from'round here are ya?"" ""No"" replies the, ""I'm from New Hampshire."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"" ""I'm a taxidermist,"" says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, ""I mount dead animals."" The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, ""It's OK, boys! He's one of us!""

Vermont Winters Government surveyors knocked on the door of a man who lived in Vermont near the border between Vermont and New Hampshire and asked if they could enter his land to survey the border. He said no problem. They came back later that day and said ""Sir, we've got some interesting news. You don't live in Vermont- you actually live in New Hampshire!"" The man breathed a huge sigh of relief, and said ""That is fantastic! I was getting sick of those long Vermont winters!""

Hillary and Mandela Poor Hillary was down in the dumps this morning, the campaign is in the doldrums, the pollsters are not being kind, the public is disinterested, and she is way behind in New Hampshire. To top it all off, now she is even having to consider Joe Biden as a potential competitor. Uncle Joe Biden! For crying out loud. So Bill did his best to try to cheer her up this morning, over breakfast. He reminded her of their good acquaintance, Nelson Mandela, who faced even greater hardship …