Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES.

Tanjooberrymutts By the time you read through this you wil understand 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ... Room Service : ""Morrin. Roon sirbees."" Guest : ""Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."" Room Service: "" Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"" Guest: ""Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."" Room Service: ""Ow ulai den?"" Guest: "".....What??"" Room Service: ""Ow ulai den?!?... Prye…

An Arab man staying in a hotel in London ... ... calls up room service and asks for Pringles. Room service delivers the Pringles to his room. The Arab man looks at it for five minutes then calls back and says: ""Habibi, I said bring girls"". (Habibi means mate)

A duck and a beautiful woman are sitting on a hotel room bed... when the duck realises he has no condom not wanting to take any chances he calls room service. Room service arrives he asks ""Do you want me to put this on your bill?"" ""No what do you think I am some kind of pervert?""