As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes.

What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!""

Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

At my funeral I want a dozen doves recaptured.