I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice.

Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.

I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed.