Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies.

I just asked my friend to come over and "play husband". He's gonna be pissed when he finds out we are putting together shelves from ikea.

For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate.

One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together