Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.#New Zealand#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980.#New Zealand#America#North Korea#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?#New Zealand#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it.#New Zealand#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick.#New Zealand#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp