My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick.#New Zealand#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?#New Zealand#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does a person from New Zealand find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying.#New Zealand#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp