Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon.#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends.#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name.#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: What did you get me for Mother's Day? 3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it? 3: You haven't made it yet.#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband.#Animals#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp