I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants.

Windows vs. Ford At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' In response to Bill's comment, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no …

Bill Gates resigns! *Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from kuppuswamy. It reads*: *Saar*, I have some questions for you.... Please *yanswer* them: *Nambar wan*) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version? *Nambar too*) There is yeh 'Start' button... but no 'Stop' button... Rascalaa, where it is? *Nambar tree*) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when are you "" *laanching*"" Microsoft Sentence? *Nambar for*)…

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft