I find it odd that my son's teacher would like to see him skip grade one without knowing how horribly he screwed up when doing our taxes.

I wish there was a "skip this ad" button that I could use when talking to annoying people in real life.

I was throwing some old stuff away So I called my local waste removal company and asked: Can I have a skip outside my house tomorrow? And the cheeky bastard said: you can cartwheel round the block any time for all I care.

The Rabbit Joke So on the island of Newfoundland there was once a tourist, who had come from the United States. He had come a very long way to see the beautiful views and wildlife of the island. He rented himself a car at the airport and set off to see the sights. But just as he started down the airport road, he heard a thump from under his rental cars tire. Thinking he may have rented a lemon, he pulled to the shoulder of the road an got out to check the car. With utter dismay he realized he ha…