Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.#Twitter#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Leaving Twitter for Facebook is like leaving the bar to go home.#Twitter#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Twitter was a country, its flag would just have a bunch of poop and bacon and beer on it.#Twitter#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp