As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located.

Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?

I love the compliments my boss gives like "wow you're on time today" and "great job ignoring dress code again".