As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located.

Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?

*Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds "extremely organized" to resume.