Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people.

Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.

Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little..

It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house.