Monopoly Board Jokes

It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house.

When I was a kid my older brother dared me to take a bite of a Monopoly board. It was a little gamey.

I could tell it was a Monopoly board from the word Go

I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go.