An Attorney had just purchased and parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office... An Attorney had just purchased and parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the lawyer's driver-side door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions…

The pope is riding in the back seat of a limo. The pope asks the driver ""Would you mind if I sat up in the front seat next to you?"" The driver agrees ""Yes, of course, but why wouldn't you want to sit back there?"" ""Because people always treat me too well and I would just like a little bit of change for once."" The driver stopped the car and let the pope sit next to him. A few minutes pass, and the pope asks the driver if they can swap clothing. The driver says ""sure"" and asks why. ""The cl…

Death sentance. A train conductor carrying millions of dollars of raw materials across the United States falls asleep on the job. Missing a crucial interchange, he runs the trains of the tracks and destroys all the cargo, wrecks the train, and kills four people in the process. After months of trials, lawsuits, and court dates, he receives a death row sentence. Months pass and finally the week of his execution arises. With three days left to live, an Holding Officer comes to his cell and walks h…

Police behavior explained Welcome rookie! Along with obtaining your equipment and finding your patrol route and meeting your partner there is one very important system which you should read up on if you are going to become a respected member of the police society! We have issued a grading system within our ranks so we know who to promote and who to hold back and who to fire. Do you want to be a productive member of the police force? Of course you do! To assist in this endeavor we have created a …