😄 Wife: "You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you." Me: "I swear by th...

Wife: "You talk like some poorly written science fiction novel. I'm leaving you." Me: "I swear by the 12 moons of Bumtar I can change!"

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