😄 [homocide scene] DETECTIVE:"my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost." COP:"...

[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:"my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost." COP:"sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."

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