Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town.

I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet.

I can't take movies seriously if the main characters aren't stopping to Instagram their meals and Tweet out the chase scenes.

Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought "damn so easily entertained" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min.