Lindsay Lohan got her blouse dirty... ..and had to take it to the dry cleaners. She says "I need to get this cleaned" to the man behind the counter. The man who was hard of hearing replies "come again?", Lindsay responds "No, mustard".

Lindsay Lohan walked into a bank to withdraw some money. The bank clerk asked: "Can you identify yourself?" Lindsay opened her handbag, looked in a mirror and said: "Yes, it's definitely me." Heard a report about Lindsay Lohan getting busted with coke in her car. That's a story? Call me when they find a book in her car. Dave Attell I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her. Zoe Lyons

Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment.

Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.