Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment.

Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."

At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans.

Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c "employment is really important right now" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her.