Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment.

Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.

Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."

Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c "employment is really important right now" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her.