"Can you validate my parking?" "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud." *wipes away tears* "Thanks."

I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.

The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.

Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.