If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is.

Can you guys believe it's already Lexus December To Remember Sales Event time again?

I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads.

Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door.