If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is.

I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads.

Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys.

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